1. super man came to my house to study but he burnt my book with his laser eyes. 2. a dust bin man Said that my book was a bomb. 3. my dog ate my homework and then my tiger ate my dog then my elephant SC WISHED my tiger then the elephant got hunted. 4. i was scared of doing my math homework BECAUSE 789. 5. my book GREW a mouth and said DON'T read me just watch tv. 6. i spilled red bull on my book and it grew wings and flew away. 7. THE MILITARY SAID THAT MY BOOK WAS GOING TO TURN INTO A MONSTER SO I HAD TO GET RID OF IT. 8. I DIDN'T GO TO MY ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS SO I DESTROYED THE BOOK. 9. A UFO LANDED IN MY BACKYARD AND SAID THAT IF I DON'T GIVE UP MY BOOK THEY WILL DESTROY THE EARTH. 1O. MY SISTER WAS THINKING IT WAS A NOKIA BRICK PHONE SO SHE BUNT IT WITH A FLAME THROWER AND SHE HATES NOKIAS